Saddness

So I heard you feel like shit,
Brusied and battered, like a baseball mit.
I know you're feeling really down,
How would you like a funny clown?

I tried to think of what to say,
To make you smile and brighten your day.
I tried to find some inspiration,
But all I can think of is masturbation.

Keep these things in your mind,
Whenever you're stuck in a bind.
Life is short, so enjoy it well,
Always smile, and don't buy a dell.

Things are never as bad as they appear,
Forget your problems and drink a beer.
Maybe you could get a mutt,
To help you get out of that stinkin rut.

Emotionally tired is what you said,
So take a break and rest in bed.
You once told me things could be worse,
Like an accident or a stolen purse.

Avoid the things that make you cry,
So have a party and eat a pie.
Think of things that make you smile.
How do you like my writing style?

Count your blessings, like your many friends,
And forget about that nice ass benz.
Life and love are what matter most,
So have some fun and go to the coast.

And one last thing I want to say,
Before were done with this crazy day.
Even though you may think I'm gay,
Let me know if I can help in any way.

Our friendship may be very new,
But your saddness makes me oh so blue.
I need to think of two more lines,
But I'm out of words and out of wine.